I was queueing up in the post office to get some Christmas stamps when one of the old girls pinched my bum?

She wasn't too wrinkly so i smiled and told her she was a cheeky but very sweet lady.


Well next thing i know she invited me to her sheltered accomadation and tied me up.


After doing things my wife would never do she gave me half of her pension money and said there were plenty of old widows to go around and they would pay me with their pensions.





The question i wanted answering is


Do i deserve half of their winter fuel payments as i am keeping them warm????

I was queueing up in the post office to get some Christmas stamps when one of the old girls pinched my bum?
Damn right you do, your poking their fires, they won't need as much coal!





Now come and poke my fire ya big boy!
Reply:ha ha
Reply:All i can say is


either ur delusional


very sick minded


Hve u made this up?


if not why wud u tell evry1!?!


terrifying!


give her her money back
Reply:No you don't. You do however deserve a kick up the knickers. The winter fuel bill now only covers 5 percent of the heating bill. (I'm 83 you know) and it used to cover 30 per cent.
Reply:and we're supposed to believe this?
Reply:I think you're taking the idea of 'Help the Aged' a step too far!!!


no, you shouldnt get a share of the fuel payment but you should be giving them an OAP discount....
Reply:Yes..get all the money you can!!!..lol
Reply:dont fell bad have fun in life .........
Reply:Are you keeping them all warm at the same time?


All the time?


If not, then I'd say you are only entitled to payment for the amount of time you keep each of them warm.
Reply:congrats m8 sounds like you've pulled whens the wedding and is every1 from here invited? and by the way you can certainly call yourself a PROfessional lol so yes u would be entitled to be paid for lying on your back and keeping these old bids happy and warm.
Reply:At least half, u r such a charitable person keep up the good work lol xx