My autobiography?

There is no ?, im bored and have always felt it safe to braodcast as much about me over the internet.





I was born on a relativley warm winter morning on January the 14th of 1983 a.d. to a young scared girl and to an even more frightened man. Years passed and both seemed to have coped fine since they went on and had more children, though not with each other. I guess I was pretty scary after all. I grew up all over Logan County, Ohio and also in a small town not too far from Logan County called St. Marys. I spent most of my childhood trying to escape to the sweet smell of either of my grandmothers kitchen, especially the one in St. Marys. I could go swimming on a full stomach of homemade apple pies and not be reprimanded. Life there, like the lake, was Grand. I put part of the blame to both of them for my fatness to date. My childhood holds many nightmares, so to skip forward to my adolescence.

My autobiography?
Absolute crap. You spoke of fatness. I seriously doubt your fat. So basically you lied.


Second, its only like 1 paragraph. Can you really have one that short? I can write an entire paragraph about the events that took place in a single minute.


Third, and MOST IMPORTANT, there was not a single Ninja, death, or wizard in your story. Everyone knows that Ninjas, deaths, and wizards are the only 3 ingredients one needs to make a absolutely amazing and captivating story. *sigh* im sorry for being so honest with you.. but ... I think you need it. You need.... more ninjas. Maybe you should start small, maybe with some midget ninjas..or Minjas as we call them. Good Luck....
Reply:Good story. You might appreciate autobiographies by Beryl Markham's "West with the Night," Yogananda's "Autobiography of a Yogi," and Martha Beck's "Expecting Adam."





Also worthwhile: "The Great Divorce," C. S. Lewis, "The Path of the Higher Self," Mark Prophet, and "Men in White Apparel," Ann Ree Colton.
Reply:Yeah sound good keep on going i want to hear more.
Reply:It's pretty cool...


U hav a good control over ur english, both grammar and literature..........................that... GREAT!


Keep it up!

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