Would you please tell me if I have the correct personal interpretation of...?

..."The Bible" down fairly well? Doesn't it go...





...Adam, Eve, and Madonna left the nudist colony, and hopped on a livestock ship with Captain Noah %26amp; Nemo, only to be beached on a mountain top, where a mountain man named Amos Moses carved stone tablets, with which he cracked over the head of the giant name Goliath, thus enabling David %26amp; Bathesheba to spawn Huey, Duey, Luey, and Jonah, and his buddy Jobe who needed a job, and they all had a whale of a time fishing while drunk on water that was turned into wine by a very sweet rock star dude named Jesus Christo Godwin, who naturally pissed off the powers that be by holding drum circle parties without a permit, and thus was tortured and executed in a very weird and painful way, so that now...to this day...





...the letter "t" has become the letter of the alphabet of choice by a quarter of the worlds population, and a man who looks like Wilford Brimley in cherry red and white winter clothing, symbolized Jesus' birth? Right?!?

Would you please tell me if I have the correct personal interpretation of...?
You missed out the part about the misguided game of hide-and-seek that the dinosaurs played with the time-machine that the aliens left behind after they'd finished building the Earth. Apart from that, you nailed it.
Reply:Gold will stay gold even if somebody accidentally dropped it into a rubbish bin.
Reply:To add to window licker.... you also need to mention how Snow White and her 7 apostle dwarfs saved the land from damnation (and the wicked queen she-devil), and they all lived happily ever after.


The End
Reply:You pretty much have it down. Except the part where you end up in hell.
Reply:Did I ever tell you I named my cat Wilford Brimley the Second because he loved oatmeal?





Can Willie the Cat be in the story? Maybe he killed one of the two wockabillys that Noah had on the boat and so they could never breed and now wockabillys only exist in my fertile imagination.
Reply:Hmmm... I never thought of it that way.


Change a few names and it might be right.
Reply:yes...Brittany Spears painted as a baby jesus swaddled in sponge bob square pants cherubs.
Reply:Was this taken from Asops Twisted Fairy Tales Series?