You know your from FLA when...?

"Down South" means Key West .





"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola .





Flip-flops are everyday wear.





Shoes are for business meetings and church.





No, wait, flip flops are good for church too.





Socks are only for bowling.





Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit.





Tap water makes you vomit.





Sweet tea can be served at any meal.





An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.





You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida .





You measure distance in minutes.





You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.





You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.





You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.





All the local festivals are named after a fruit.





A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.





A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.





Your winter coat is made of denim (AMEN!)

You know your from FLA when...?
Yes i do live on Florida and what you said it's true


at least most of them, i liked it, star for you.


do you live on florida?
Reply:they use a lot of those for


you know you're from louisiana if
Reply:Ha Ha! Good points! 10!
Reply:I've been to Florida but never lived there. And there are a lot of good reasons for that on this list.
Reply:Dumb Florida Laws


Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.





A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.





If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.





It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.





Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.





Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.





It is illegal to skateboard without a license.





You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.


It is considered an offense to shower naked.





You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.





You may not kiss your wife's breasts.





Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.





It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
Reply:hehehehe gendersaw