So who likes a little fart...............?star if u like?

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.





A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud





A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song......





A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.





A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......





A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.





From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.





But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

So who likes a little fart...............?star if u like?
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Reply:Hmmm... interesting
Reply:right


well i read in a magazine that if we didnt fart, we wouldnt be alive =P
Reply:a passerby suddenly farts in your direction on purpose.


star
Reply:bad
Reply:beans beans,the musical fruit,the more u eat the more u toot,the more u toot the better u feel,so let's have beans 4 every meal!!!
Reply:You are a poet...
Reply:Aww that is very creative.....





pffff......





And I left one just for you!
Reply:cute!
Reply:star 4 u!
Reply:THAT WAS GREAT!!!!! lol
Reply:This is the most ridiculous thing I think I have ever read! EWWW! Who really cares about your body functions! GROSS!
Reply:A Poem for the heart.


Bravo.
Reply:I AM an old fart, and I will probably die laughing at this one!
Reply:ha ha funny!!
Reply:That was a gas..thanks
Reply:I bet you belong to the blue flame club, wright?
Reply:wooooooow I gotta send this to my boss purty soon :)
Reply:scarlet o hara .........gone with the wind. top film caused a bit of a stink in them days but quite frankly madam i don't give a dam
Reply:KENT!!!!
Reply:The punch line is great.
Reply:cute ☺
Reply:lol never seen an ode to a fart before..its done rather nicely though.
Reply:very cute.....LOL
Reply:faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.............
Reply:My friend told me that woman should 'lift' when they fart...it adds a little class.